Here are just a couple of the 174.5 reasons why life sucks.
6) Running out of toilet paper while your on the toilet.
11) Bad music that gets played repeatedly.
23) Losing to a girl at anything other than hopscotch.
44) The word mumbles.
71) Realizing you've peaked sexually at 18 . . . and you're 34.
100) Being named Rodriguez, Hernandez, or Gonzalez in an all WASP neighborhood.
126) Born with a stripper's name, but being too ugly to strip.
144) Starting your liquid diet during your vacation to Cancun.
174.5) Owning a funeral parlor, but . . .
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174.5 reasons why life sucks
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